Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
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i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
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I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Do plants get herpes?
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