That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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