I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
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just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
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He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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