This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
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I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
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why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
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