bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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