i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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