There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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