Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
i just sent this text using only my big toe
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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