Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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