HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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