I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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