I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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