I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
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Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
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We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
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