yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
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listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
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You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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