two words: eviction party
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
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Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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