It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
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Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
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You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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