Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
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We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
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Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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