I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
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and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
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I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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