best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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