Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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