Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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