I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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