Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
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I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Vodka?
Forever.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
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Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
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