I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
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I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
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well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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