worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
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Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
We talked him into tasing himself.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
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For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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