Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
you would pick up someone in the library
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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