Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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