like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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