I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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