Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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