Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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