Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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