I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
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