Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
Randomize
