is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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