she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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