Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
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Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
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He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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