Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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