You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
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