If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I'm passing your future prison.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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