I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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