also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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