So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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