so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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