Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
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At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
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Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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