So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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