Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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