I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
Randomize