$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
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