I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Man, jail baloney is awful.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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