walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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