You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
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Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
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I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I am never drinking with the goths again.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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