I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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