Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
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she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
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I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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