idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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